It looked like the precipitation had changed to rain, but I took one step out onto my icy porch and thought “if I don’t go back and change into my boots I will for sure die.” I had to get a later bus but on the plus side I am alive. (I also put down some salt so the mail carrier doesn’t die either.)
@overholt Yeah, you don't want to get yourself into a Special Delivery situation.
"Ralph, fearing the wrath of the Letter Carriers' Union, carried the body into the house."