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UK economy showing signs of 'zombie apocalypse,' says think tank

https://leminal.space/post/30535641

UK economy showing signs of 'zombie apocalypse,' says think tank - Leminal Space

Lemmy

Jan 6 at 10:43amWeb
Show threadZombieJan 6
Finally, my time has come!
Show threadHossenfefferJan 6
I, too, will die quickly and painfully at the teeth of zombies!
Show threadKorhakaJan 6
Alright lads, take a knife and start sharpening these broom handles into makeshift spears.
Show threadtetris11Jan 6

broom handles

Misunderstood, I now own four candles.

Show threadChe BananaJan 6
Fork 'andles?
Show threadtetris11Jan 6
Got any 'ose?
Show threadMr PoletskiJan 7
No, O’s
Show threadmarbleJan 6
I’m going to the Winchester, having a nice cold pint and waiting for it all to blow over.
Show threadmycodesucksJan 6
… Dogs CAN look up.
Show threadCherryJan 6

I love the UK mentality of oh fuck it - given that nobody has anything they don’t really have anything to lose!

Viva la revolution. Never thought I would love the French as much as I do lately.

Show threadsihaJan 7
Fuck the French
Show threadPheasantPluckerJan 6
Zombie apocalypse is a good thing, and least in this context. “the collapse of low-productivity firms, which will be replaced by more productive equivalents.”
Show threadTenebris NoxJan 8
Yes, a “Left-leaning” and “independent” think tank that used to be led by the Tory MP David Willets and now run by Ruth Curtice who was Director of fiscal policy to the Treasury for the Tories for 15 years. Of course I’ll believe what they opine. Just like I would have listened to the charities in the 18th and 19th century who warned about how ending child labour as chimney sweeps would destroy the British economy and everyday life while arguing that the children should have the opportunity to learn the Scripture.