To be a billionaire is to be a solipsist - to secretly believe that (most) other people don't really exist - otherwise, how could you live with the knowledge that your farcical wealth and power springs from the agony you have inflicted on whole populations?

https://pluralistic.net/2025/08/18/seeing-like-a-billionaire/#npcs

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https://pluralistic.net/2026/01/05/fisher-price-steering-wheel/#billionaire-solipsism

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This is what it means for Musk to dismiss people who disagree with him as "NPCs"; in some important sense he doesn't think other people *exist*. It's a very ketamine-coded way to move through the world:

https://davekarpf.substack.com/p/on-elon-musk-and-npcs

Solipsism is a very difficult belief to maintain. No matter how sociopathic you are, there's always going to be a part of you that craves the approval, love and attention of others. That craving is a nagging reminder that other people do, in fact, exist.

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On Elon Musk and NPCs

It's pumpkin spice heckle-Elon month. The most wonderful time of the year.

The Future, Now and Then

This creates the very weird insistence on the part of the ultra-rich that they are actually *philanthropists*. Thus, the very weird spectacle of corporate raiders - responsible for tens of thousands of job losses - describing themselves as "job creators," and funding whole economic subdisciplines dedicated to shoring up this absurd claim ("The search for a superior moral justification for selfishness" -JK Galbraith):

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/05/us/koch-donors-george-mason.html

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What Charles Koch and Other Donors to George Mason University Got for Their Money

Recently released documents show that millions of dollars in donations from conservative-leaning donors had come with strings attached, including influence on committees that selected candidates.

The New York Times

Trying to squeeze this claim through an ever-narrowing credibility aperture forces it into some extremely weird shapes. Take "Effective Altruism," the belief that you should make as much money as possible by working in the most exploitative and destructive fields you can find, in order to fund a program to improve the lives of 53 trillion hypothetical artificial people who will come into existence in 10,000 years:

https://www.effectivealtruism.org/articles/cause-profile-long-run-future

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The Long-Term Future | Effective Altruism

Arguments for (and against) focusing on the long-term future, rather than present-day impact.

Effective Altruism

Effective Altruism, "job creators" (and other claims to billionaireism as a force for good in the world) show just how much work it takes to maintain the belief that other people don't exist. The ruling classes are haunted by this knowledge, and as more and more wealth accumulates in the hands of fewer and fewer people, those eminently guillotineable plutes need to perform increasingly complex mental gymnastics to keep from confronting the reality of other people.

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Corporate bosses have near-total control over the lives of their workers, who might number in the hundreds of thousands. But they also know, in their secret hearts, that they don't *really* control their businesses. If Amazon CEO Andy Jassy stops showing up for work, the company will continue to hum along, not missing a beat. But if all of Amazon's drivers or warehouse workers walk off the job, the company will grind to a halt.

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If they never come back, the company might never be able to restart, unable to recover the process knowledge that walks out the door with them:

https://pluralistic.net/2025/09/08/process-knowledge/#dance-monkey-dance

Andy Jassy wants to think that he's in Amazon's driver's seat, but is haunted by the undeniable reality that Amazon is really in the hands of its lowest-paid, most abused workers. Andy Jassy isn't driving Amazon - he's stuck in the back seat, playing with a Fisher Price steering-wheel toy.

Enter AI.

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Pluralistic: Fingerspitzengefühl (08 Sep 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

AI can't do your job, but an AI salesman can convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job:

https://pluralistic.net/2025/03/18/asbestos-in-the-walls/#government-by-spicy-autocomplete

Your boss is an easy mark for these AI swindlers, because your boss dreams of a world without workers, because that's a world where *bosses* are driving the bus.

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Pluralistic: AI can’t do your job (18 Mar 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

The Hollywood writers' strike was precipitated by studio bosses' fantasy of a world without writers - a world where studio bosses don't have to be satisfied with giving harebrained notes to writers who don't bother to disguise their contempt for their bosses' shitty ideas. In a world of AI scripts, the boss decides what kind of movie to make, and a chatbot shits out a script to order, without ever telling the boss that the idea stinks.

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The fact that this is an unshootable turkey of a script is of secondary importance. The *most* important thing is the boss's all-consuming need to avoid ego-shattering conflicts with people who actually know how to *do things*, who gain power thanks to that knowledge, and who use that power to imply (or state outright) that you're a fucking dunce.

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Same goes for the Hollywood actors' strike, and the continued project of cloning actors in software and puppeteering them via chatbot: it's the fantasy of a movie without actors, actors who tell you that the scenario you've spun is an incoherent mess, who insist that their expertise in an art you don't understand and can't perform yourself entitles them to challenge your ideas.

AI is solipsism, the fantasy of a world without people.

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Bosses keep pushing the idea that AI can replace doctors and (especially) nurses. Health bosses - increasingly likely to be a giant private equity fund - want to cut care in order to direct more money to the hospital's shareholders. They want to stop paying exterminators and allow their hospitals to fill up with *thousands of bats*:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/28/5000-bats/#charnel-house

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Pluralistic: When private equity destroys your hospital (28 Feb 2024) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

They want to stop paying for clean needles at dialysis clinics and transmit blood-borne chronic illnesses to immunocompromised, sick patients:

https://www.thebignewsletter.com/p/the-dirty-business-of-clean-blood

They want to use algorithmic death panels to eject sick patients from their beds before they can sit up, walk or, you know, *survive*:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/08/05/any-metric-becomes-a-target/#hca

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The Dirty Business of Clean Blood

We have given the power of life or death over more than half a million people to two dialysis monopolies, DaVita and Fresenius. A non-compete ban could change that.

BIG by Matt Stoller

The problem is that nurses and doctors are *professionals*, and that means - by definition - that they follow a professional code of ethics that *requires* them to refuse their bosses' orders when those orders are bad for patients.

The same goes for shrinks of all kinds - psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers and counselors. They are legally and professionally required to put patients' mental health ahead of commercial imperatives.

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That's a big problem for any boss who wants to swap out in-person counseling for dial-a-doc shrink-on-demand services delivered via videoconference that serve up a new therapist every time the patient dials in, chasing the lowest wages around the country or the globe. The mania for "AI therapists" isn't driven by efficiency or by our societal mental health crisis.

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It's driven by the fantasy of mental health counseling without counselors (who insist on minimum standards for patient care):

https://pluralistic.net/2025/04/01/doctor-robo-blabbermouth/#fool-me-once-etc-etc

Capitalism is a single-criterion optimization: it organizes itself around the accumulation of capital, to the exclusion of all other criteria:

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/59821b9ff14aa110e16b69c0/t/686621934eb5b7060da1cdaf/1751523732570/Aaron+Benanav%2C+Beyond+Capitalism+1%2C+NLR+153%2C+May+June+2025.pdf

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Pluralistic: Anyone who trusts an AI therapist needs their head examined (01 Apr 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

This means that capitalism is forever locked in a conflict with professionalism, since professionalism is a system that upholds a code of conduct before all other priorities, including the capital accumulation. Professional ethics are, quite simply, bad for business.

That's why bosses fantasize so furiously about pushing AI into professional situations - it's the fantasy of a profession without professionals.

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AI schoolteachers mean "education without educators," which means that there's no organized group of trained and trusted professionals telling you that chatbot slop, high-stakes testing, and standardized curriculum will fail students. This is true no matter how much money you stand to make by replacing the skilled craft process of teaching with automation.

Professions are infamously resistant to automation, unlike, say, manufacturing.

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This means that the cost of professional services steadily increases, relative to the cost of manufactured goods.

The labor, energy, materials and time it took to travel from New York to Vienna have plummeted since the 18th century - but the number of hours it takes a Viennese string quartet to perform Mozart's String Quartet No 1 is the same today as it was in 1773 - about half an hour.

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The cost of producing a chalkboard has crashed over the past two centuries - but the number of hours it takes a math teacher to show a classroom full of ten year olds how to do long division has hardly budged.

The cost of producing a scalpel is lower today than at any time in history, but the duration of an appendectomy has only decreased a little over the past century.

Economists have a name for this: they call it "cost disease."

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The fact that automation makes professional services (proportionally) more expensive over time isn't an indictment of professionalism, it's a testament to the power of automation for manufacturing. Bosses (should) know this, but they constantly bemoan the cost of professional services, as though the numerator (teaching, healthcare, screenwriting) is going up, when it's actually a shrinking denominator (automated manufacturing processes) that's increasing the price.

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The AI fantasy is a fantasy of dismantling the professions and replacing them with pliable chatbots who can be optimized for profits and thus cure cost disease for once and for all, and if that comes at the expense of the value that society derives from professional activities, that's a small price to pay for finally clearing the most stubborn barrier to capital accumulation.

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Last year, Trump, Musk and DOGE fired or forced out a critical mass of government scientists, and gutted funding to research programs at US universities. You'd think that this would be a barrier to making scientific breakthroughs in America, but not according to Trump. He's promised that America will produce *annual* "moonshot"-scale breakthroughs, *without scientists*, by asking a chatbot to shit out paradigm-shattering scientific leaps on demand:

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/12/trump-spent-2025-attacking-science-that-could-set-back-his-genesis-mission/

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“A Band-Aid on a giant gash”: Trump’s attacks on science may ruin his AI moonshot

Trump’s AI “Manhattan Project” will fail if DOGE cuts are kept, critics say.

Ars Technica

The problem is that while AIs can shit out sentences that seem to qualify as scientific breakthroughs, they can't actually do science. Take Google's claim that its Deepmind product had advanced material science by 800 years, "discovering 2.2 million structures." It turns out that these "discoveries" are useless - in that they constitute trivial variations on known materials, and/or have no uses, and/or can only exist at absolute zero:

https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acs.chemmater.4c00643

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But the fact that a chatbot can't do science isn't important to Trump - or at least, not as important as all the *other* things a chatbot won't do. A chatbot won't tell Trump not to stare at an eclipse. A chatbot won't tell Trump not to inject bleach. A chatbot won't tell Trump that trans people exist. A chatbot won't tell Trump that the climate emergency is real. A chatbot will agree with Trump when he says that offshore wind kills whales and that Tylenol causes autism.

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For Trump, the fantasy of science without scientists is more important than whether any science happens.

America needs science, but for Trump - a billionaire solipsist - America is a country populated by people who mostly don't really exist.

That's true of tech bosses, too. After all, they were the original suckers for Effective Altruism and the fantasy of a world without people.

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Remember when Mark Zuckerberg announced that the average person has three friends, but wants 15 friends, and that he would solve this with chatbots?

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/mark-zuckerberg-on-ai-friendships_l_681a4bf3e4b0c2b15d96851d

Sure, we all dunked on him for being such an unlikable fucking Martian that he doesn't understand what a "friend" is. But I don't think that's what's actually going on there: it's not that Zuck doesn't understand what friends are; it's that he treats your friendships as problems to be solved.

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Mark Zuckerberg Thinks AI 'Friends' Can Solve The Loneliness Crisis. Here's What AI Experts Think.

The tech billionaire also suggested there may be untapped potential in AI girlfriends and therapists.

HuffPost UK

Your friends' behavior determines how much money Zuck can make. When your friends arrange their interactions with you in a way that increases how much time you spend on his platforms, Zuckerberg maximizes the number of ads he gets to show you and thus how much money he can make.

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The fact that your friends stubbornly refuse to help him maximize his capital accumulation is a problem, and the solution to that problem is chatbots, which can be instructed to relate to you in ways that are optimized for increasing Zuck's wealth.

For Zuck, chatbots are a fantasy of a social network without socializing.

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It's not just users that tech bosses fantasize about replacing with AI, though - they *really* want to get rid of coders. Computer programmers aren't (formally) a profession, but they are quite powerful, and have a cultural norm of criticizing their bosses' stupid ideas:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/09/10/the-proletarianization-of-tech-workers/

Tech bosses are completely dependent on coders, who know how to do things they don't know how to do, and aren't shy about letting them know it.

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The proletarianization of tech workers – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

That's why tech bosses are so quick to equate "writing code" with "software engineering" (the latter being a discipline that requires consideration of upstream, downstream and adjacent processes while prioritizing legibility and maintainability by future generations of engineers). A chatbot can produce software routines that perform some well-scoped task, but one thing they *can't* do is maintain the wide, deep "context window" at the heart of software engineering.

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A linear increase in a chatbot's context window results in a *geometric* increase in the amount of computation the chatbot has to perform:

https://pluralistic.net/2025/10/29/worker-frightening-machines/#robots-stole-your-jerb-kinda

But the fact that chatbots will produce technical debt at scale is less important to tech bosses than the fact that a chatbot will do what you tell it without giving the boss any lip. For tech bosses, chatbots are the fantasy of a coding shop without any coders.

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Pluralistic: When AI prophecy fails (29 Oct 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

This is a bad joke, literally. When I worked in a shop, we used to sarcastically say, "Retail would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers." We were unknowingly reprising Brecht, whose "Die Lösung" contains the immortal line, "Would it not be simpler if the government simply dissolved the people and elected another?"

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Billionaires don't see the humor. For them, AI is a chance to wire the toy steering wheel directly into the firm's drive-train, and make movies without writers or actors, factories without workers, hospitals without nurses, schools without teachers, science without scientists, code shops without coders, social media without socializing, and yes, even retail without the fucking customers.

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Billionaires *love* the idea of "Universal Basic Income." For them, this is the apotheosis of the AI fantasy of a world without people. In this fantasy, the boss's toy steering wheel is steering the firm. Business consists of a boss and a computer that turns the boss's ideas into products. Who will consume these products?

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You will, thanks to UBI - the government will continue to exist in this fantasy, but for the sole purpose of creating new money and dispersing it to you, so that you can turn it over to billionaires who singlehandedly direct all of society's functions.

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Billionaires love UBI for the same reason they love charter schools. In the AI UBI fantasy, everyone who's not a billionaire has been replaced with a chatbot, and our only job is to receive government vouchers that we hand over to billionaire grifters who run the institutions that used to be under democratic control.

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We no longer vote with our ballots - only with our wallets, and in the wallet election, we only get the ballots that billionaires decide we deserve, and can only direct them between choices that are as meaningless as "Mac vs Windows" or "Coke vs Pepsi."

A world optimized for capital accumulation.

It's a world without people.

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I'm coming to Colorado! Catch me in #Denver on Jan 22 at The Tattered Cover:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cory-doctorow-live-at-tattered-cover-colfax-tickets-1976644174937

And in #ColoradoSprings from Jan 23-25, where I'm the Guest of Honor at COSine:

https://www.firstfridayfandom.org/cosine/

Then I'll be in #Ottawa on Jan 28 at Perfect Books:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DS2nGiHiNUh/

And in #Toronto with Tim Wu on Jan 30:

https://nowtoronto.com/event/cory-doctorow-and-tim-wu-enshittification-and-extraction/

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Cory Doctorow Live at Tattered Cover Colfax

Join us for a great event with Cory Doctorow as we hear about his bestselling book: Enshittification.

Eventbrite
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@pluralistic I don't understand why the billionaires would keep us around. UBI feels more like a way to keep the masses complacent until it's too late.

I guess the step after a society without people is feudalism without the serfs.

When do you think it will become a flex to hire actual people (whose lives you have disproportionate control over because you also control the material they need to live)