Ed-DeeI like a good machine. It's probably the thing I like most about this place. You're telling me you invented a sucking machine so powerful it can just pull all the dirt right out of your carpet, AND wash it at the same time in one fucking motion? You know how many hours of work that'd be otherwise?
You'd have to take the whole bloody thing outside, beat it to death, scrub it with water, leave it out to dry in the sun, and then put it back inside. That's like two or three whole days of work, and you've got it down to fifteen minutes? Insane. Brilliant.
Su@TeachOnABeach And it’ll only cost you a week’s pay 🤑
Let me enjoy this one thing K.
@TeachOnABeach I mean… it’s so convenient 😱