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Teaching my child about the birds and the bees

Lesson 1: when trying to flirt with women, wear something really bright and colorful and dance around them singing as loud as possible

Lesson 2: it is your place to spend your entire life toiling with thousands of other men just to satisfy the desires of one woman with a really great butt

Jan 4 at 11:42amWeb
Show threadI love JerhroJan 4
@scattapilla lesson 1 is called peacocking. Thay is if I remember what the guy with the big dumb hat said on VH1 in 2007 correctly.
Show threadwalkies enthusiastJan 4
@JethroTullFan632 the peacocking to wearing makeup and a dress pipeline
Show threadDeveloping Stacy Jan 4

@scattapilla @JethroTullFan632

😑🤚 Peacocking
😌👉 Cock-peeing

Show threadthick but spreadable Jan 4
@scattapilla Lesson 3: shake your colorful abdomen while doing an elaborate dance. If the woman dislikes your dance, she will eat you. If she likes it and you successfully mate, she may still eat you
Show threadthick but spreadable Jan 4
@scattapilla which, depending on your kinks, could be a win-win. I don't know your life