dick_turpin  

I'm up the other end of #CastleCannon on the compooter when one of our daughters calls the wife.

π—ͺ𝗢𝗳𝗲: "What's happened?"
🧠 π˜–π˜© 𝘨𝘰π˜₯, 𝘰𝘩 𝘨𝘰π˜₯.
π—ͺ𝗢𝗳𝗲: "Are you alright?"
🧠 π˜–π˜© 𝘨𝘰π˜₯, 𝘰𝘩 𝘨𝘰π˜₯.
π—ͺ𝗢𝗳𝗲: "How did that happen?"
🧠 π˜–π˜© 𝘨𝘰π˜₯, 𝘰𝘩 𝘨𝘰π˜₯.
π—ͺ𝗢𝗳𝗲: "When was it?"
🧠 π˜–π˜© 𝘨𝘰π˜₯, 𝘰𝘩 𝘨𝘰π˜₯.
π—ͺ𝗢𝗳𝗲: "Were you on your own?"
🧠 π˜–π˜© 𝘨𝘰π˜₯, 𝘰𝘩 𝘨𝘰π˜₯.

π—ͺ𝗢𝗳𝗲: "Her straighners have died."
𝗠𝗲: "FFS!"

π—ͺ𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Jan 3 at 6:01pmWeb
Show threadtigJan 3
@dick_turpin you are a minimum of two key factors of why you don't see this as a crisis :)
Show threaddick_turpin  Jan 4
@tig Let me guess, I don't have hair.
Show threadtigJan 5
@dick_turpin well polar bears don't get stressed when they can't find their flip flops!