Mastodawn

I made a venn diagram to help you understand Moiré patterns.

"When your patterns combine
in a way serpentine
that's a moire."

"With the high price of feed
It's for farmers in need
That some mow hay"

"If 'King Kong' has gone flat
Rent the flick 'Vampire Bat'
It's some More Wray"

@Jon_Kramer @bit101 cudos for the last one! 😂

@docwu @bit101 I used to know dozens of these. I still know more...

"A Canadian I know
Intros his mother and goes
That's my Maw, eh."

"A New Zealander man
With a permanent tan,
That's a Māori."

"When swimming in the sea
if a serpent bite your knee
That's a Moray."

He's a card, he's a ham,

His last name's Amsterdam

He's a Morey."

Credit goes to Spider Robinson for creating this trend, in his books about Callihan's Tavern.

I did not have Morey Amsterdam on today's bingo card. Good job.

when an eel's swimming by
and it bites out your eye,
it'a a moray!

Cannot best the New York Times