We've been making comics every week for the last 14 years – rain or shine!

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@warandpeas The trick is to court after a large meal to avoid becoming the meal. Here's my keep-your-head proven plan.

1. A full three course meal.
2. Movie with ample snacks.
3. Late night dessert.
4. Walk home alone because you still far to scare to go through with it.