RE: https://mastodon.social/@eunews/115803106567133469

Well, we will definitely need the digital € to be able to pass the paywall, behind which this article was posted 

@xChaos And yet here I am, reading for free and unencumbered by any paywalls about ECB communism. The rump YallQaeda meltdown when I hook up Commiefornia into the system to support the separatist republic will be epic.

@Veza85UE It will definitely be kind of digital gulag, of course.

I don't understand much of the consequences, but it would explain some of the problems EU is recently running into.

@xChaos me, finalising plans to #DonbassifyIt
@Veza85UE I think the Donbas-like font line would be located probably somewhere in Canadian Alberta province. Trup will claim, that the People's republic of Alberta wants to secede and join USA. And after that, annexing Greenland will be one step closer...
@xChaos The North is a low exposure area, I work on destabilisation and hybrid warfare in the cultural strife-riven West. My separatist republic has palm trees, high-end skincare-as-a-service, bastardised primitivo (plus secretly great chardonnay) and avocado on toast.

@Veza85UE yes, of course, you are from South yourself... who would like to defend another part of endless frozen tundra... like if we had not enough of this being part of EU already.

Alberta's oil is for losers, anyway, true separatists have enough solar and don't need this...

I suggest the front line is formed as line of real estates owned by bank after AI bubble crash, instead of abandoned mines (which are probably already abandoned for a long time, in this case). It will be interesting to see, which way this line is going to move...

@Veza85UE 🙈  
@Veza85UE Dead Kennedys Jr?
@xChaos No way! Italy didn't groom our asset for decades only to lose it before we activate the Maidan for Operation #DonbassifyIt We're keeping this one alive. The amount of work that goes into dripping brainrot into their simple neural pathways swimming in transfats and corn fructose (sample below) will not go to waste, not on my watch.