negativenull

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

https://piefed.world/post/735151

Dec 27 at 1:33pmWeb
Show threadFoniDec 27
Everything was better with his mother.
Show threadNo_Ones_Slick_Like_GastonDec 27
Yeah, Tell me how she managed the pedo in the house? Not saying he’s any better but everything is a lot of stuff.
Show threadFoniDec 27
It was just a joke about chess, I’m not even British.
Show threadFlaxDec 28
ephebophile*
Show threadteftDec 27
What type of opening does he play? The King’s Gambit?
Show threadnegativenullDec 27
Bong Cloud opening
Show threadkrooklochurmDec 28
I’d have gone with a clown hair frontal assault from behind personally
Show threadpsycotica0Dec 27

Okay, so obviously there’s the diagonal checkerboard behind him, separated by a parallel checkerboard to his left… but am I crazy or is the checkerboard further behind him diagonal but also has bigger squares?

I was going to make a joke about one of the world’s richest families not being able to get the pattern to line up across the wood barrier, but looking closer I don’t think it can line up because they’re different tiles…?

Show threadMorgoth_BauglirDec 27
The back rows look to be 1.5 times the length of the front rows. Looking at the column next to his hand, they’re lined up with black in the front and white in the back. The next white column in the back to our left is lined up with white in the front, so for every 2 back columns there are 3 front columns