Mastodawn

If you haven’t read this yet, you should. It’s the funniest thing you will read this Christmas.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/dec/22/edible-take-edge-off-family-christmas-day-on-floor

I thought an edible would take the edge off family Christmas. I spent the day on the floor

If there’s anything worse than children yelling in your ear as you wonder if you’ll regain the capacity to distinguish a door from a window, I haven’t experienced it

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cobalt

@trib As someone who once made the utterly idiotic mistake of trying a “small dose edible” once and then deciding it didn’t work and popped another one, I can totally relate to 1. Laying face forward flat out and trying to not even move a muscle, including an eyelid, 2. Trying to convince my son maybe I should go to ER because I thought hearing my heartbeat very very loud was a bad symptom , and 3. learning that feeling really high for 24 hours straight is really not as fun an experience as some may believe. At least I did not do this on a Big Occasion. Whoa.