It doesn’t help that almost all my very non techy POs absolutely refused to put even the slightest effort into their tickets. Why acceptance criteria? just make it work!

MAKE WHAT WORK? YOU WROTE “FUNCTIONALITY X BROKEN” AND LEFT THE TICKET ITSELF BLANK!!! I DONE EVEN KNOW WHICH SERVICE THIS IS ABOUT!

Why were your probation officers putting in tickets with you?

*product owner

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