@oscarjiminy Brexit was always going to be shit, its self removing, plus laxatives (YMMV)

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so, nobody is dealing with british heads up rectums? good place to start might be the cabinet room…

@oscarjiminy These are objects foreign to the rectum. British objects naturally belong in the rectum

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Removing British objects, you say? Yes, when all around, life seems dark and stinky, pulling one's head out can be a lifesaving measure - and think of the cost savings.