Blåhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

Why fuck with a single father trying his best to raise a daughter? Everbody knows that eating a straw hat is only suitable as punishment for kissing rocks. I am not familiar what the best use for the blinding stew is, but I suspect it isn’t as a deterrent for hair masticators.
Based on the handwriting being the same for each of the responses, and the humor in child biting hair clip art: this never happened, and the “father” created this whole piece, poster, responses and all. I wouldn’t worry too much.

Just roll with it.

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Is The Blinding Stew Real?

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