The Picard ManeuverOh ye of little faith
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Santa’s lazy ass just be dumping his entire sack of gifts after 3 houses. What a scam!
LifeInMultipleChoiceSanta: oh that house looks nice, let’s drop some big presents! Ew that house over there looks poor, maybe just leave em a few trinkets or come back next year
It’s not science, we don’t say “must have been Christianity” that brought the presents.
It’s Stephen Hawking that brings the presents! He uses wormholes to deliver them without having to go anywhere physically. It’s really just basic science.
Um actually this is a possible result of the Boltzmann effect. I did not read the theory properly but I am verysmart and anything that makes me feel superior is basically correct.
Evil KittyAs a Higgz Bozon I can confirm this
More like Higgs Moron
Rusty ShacklefordMore like a Higgs Bozo.
Well psuedo-science says it can with 10th dimensional string vibrations causing harmonic variations which would create gaps in the fabric of space/time and allow wormholes from unknown where and when to open in a toy factory of the wrapping paper people. Santa is an elaborate lie for your mom’s indiscretions.
Also a cosmic horror with wrapping paper people. Who have wrapping paper as their epidermis.
Aw! They make gifts for each other from each other. The most intimate kind of giving.
MinnesotaGoddamI’m tired and somehow read that as spidermas
Looks like an el niño year
Data: Captain, due to a highly improbable fluctuation of subspace, it appears that all Christmas presents for the neighborhood have quantum tunneled underneath our Christmas tree.
Geordi: if we reverse the polarity of the warp coils and emit precisely positioned nadion bursts from the phaser arrays we could reverse the tunnels and send the gifts back to their original locations.
Riker: We could save Christmas?
Picard: Mr. Laforge, Mr. Worf, make it ho ho ho.
Worf: Sir, I object. I am not a merry man.
That’s some top tier techno-jargon. Merry Christmas!
Glory to you… and to your house.
we had a shuttle craft ornament on our tree that Spock would talk when you pushed the button. probably still have it tbh. I can still hear it.
Shuttle craft to Enterprise. Shuttle craft to Enterprise. Spock here. Happy holidays. Live long, and prosper.