Me: Dang. My boobs hurt again and they really itch.

Wife: Ah. I see we're back to the 12yr old again after having just seen silly teen Wren and previously... hot-flash perimenopause Wren.

Me: Don't worry. Those two will come back soon. Teen Wren will probably add a little spontaneous crying if you're lucky.

#TransGirlProblems

@WrenArcher I wish I had that problem. Also with somebody to massage them