EdDec 23
Bruce
Tesco, good, occasionally busy later. Sainsbury’s, moderate to good, rough in toilet roll aisle.
Asda, light to moderate, heavy crowds by evening.
M&S and Co-Op, fair.
Waitrose, fair to moderate.
Lidl, rough at first, easing later.
And that’s the end of the Shopping Forecast.
Dec 22 at 1:46pmWeb
Show threadColin BeveridgeDec 22
@Bruce There are warnings of sales in South East Iceland.
Show threadJ.J.Fux 1660-1741Dec 22
@Bruce Just got back from the Tesco Extra. Lucky to find a parking spot next to a trolley bay. Loads of people shopping, and the mood was good. Immense trolley jam at the South end of the confectionary aisle. Short queues at the checkouts. Oddly, the self-checkout area was nearly empty.
Show threadHollieKDec 22
@Bruce Waitrose car park, becoming cyclonic, backing congested to honking horns.
Show threaddrs1969 (David Smith) 🇬🇧Dec 22
@Bruce 👌👏👏👏
Show threadthe Stripey GoodnessDec 23
@Bruce I always have trouble with these forecasts deciding what's closest to Poundland
Show threadJim DalyDec 23
@Bruce Ikea, rowdy with a chance of meatballs.
Show threadRiccardo MoriDec 23
@Bruce @dpk I’m reading this and hearing the typical, deep, monotonous voice of a BBC broadcaster on AM radio — and it’s glorious. 😄
Show threadlaen🪻Dec 23

@Bruce

i needed this today (and it's actually made me a bit teary), thank you 

Show threadWylieCoyoteUK Dec 23
@Bruce
Aldi fair to moderate, rough later.
Show threadlp0 on fire Dec 23
@Bruce, Morrisons, moderate to heavy, rowdy at times.
Show threadBob ThomsonDec 23

@Bruce

Classic Fry of a similar ilk:

https://youtu.be/S8_uiiuf-yA?si=Rac0wnDmjKFPOo4U

Stephen Fry reads the Shipping Forecast

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