Interview at the French embassy tomorrow with my wife. It’s the final hurdle before citizenship is granted. Pray for us!

(I’ve been told in no uncertain terms that I need to stop joking that the values of the French Republic are du pain, du vin and du Boursin because apparently they won’t find that funny).

Perhaps I might reconsider wearing my Scott Lavene sweatshirt with the lyric “I chose amphetamines over you” emblazoned on the front. My four major elf food groups t-shirt will be fine (candy, candy cane, candy corn and syrup, if you didn’t know).

@swisslet what’s so fucking good, what’s so fucking good about candy?

#pwei 😎

@WiteWulf @swisslet top choon - that's a blast from the past!