I’m way to old to be a Millennial, so I obviously can’t directly sympathize, but the ridiculous prices today really trigger the introvert side of me. I have this strong desire to move somewhere that land is still very cheap and become a crazy hermit who lives in a shed or something.

I have this strong desire to move somewhere that land is still very cheap and become a crazy hermit who lives in a shed or something.

Any time I have a piece of this feeling I’m reminded of the most underappreciated technological and society development: the flush toilet.

Its freakin’ magic that usually requires a functioning municipality to run dependably and cheaply. I just don’t think I can live a life long term without it.

Of all the things you might miss by moving to a rural area, this should be the least of your worries. There are places to take a shit out there. Have you ever heard of a septic tank?