OH NO! IT's...
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Yes movie. We know what date Valentines is on. You don't need to explain it. It doesn't serve any point. Saying it's a year later to the day is enough.
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Peter Cushing looks incredibly horrifying as a zombie. Good choice for an undead actor.
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Visual poetry. How delightful.
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Is it bad if you call out the Monkeys Paw and then just do the Monkey's Paw? Feels cheap.
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You can always DO the Monkey's Paw. Everyone has, but specifically lampshading it feels off
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Epic 70s slow paced car chase! DRIVING AT ROAD LEGAL SPEED ACTION!!
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Well actually no the couple never sees their son because they cancel the wish before the person knocking on the door comes in.
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I'm seeing double. four Tallmen! "Boooooy."
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So this is a story about a story of gaming the system of the Monkey's Paw ironic wishes?
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"I don't want him to die ever." You wished too hard! We have an Asphyx on our hands!
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Well I didn't expect this to end with a samurai sword cutting up sausages.
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Did you sell the old blankets? How much of an evil man are you? Like even by cartoonish movie villain that's alot.
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"Good morning." doesn't quite have the same punch as "Good day!" as a way of saying "fuck off" in a polite British asshole way.
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So this segment is titled "being an average person living in America in 2025 but metaphorically" ?
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Does the dog get some yummy bacon?
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Doggie has a choke chain on :(
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Does the dog have a nice meal of long pork?
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Oh wait. Have I seen this part of the movie before? or did some other movie rip the next bit off later?
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This is like the most twisted episode of the A-Team. WIthout any explosions.
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Shane had a nice meal. Good doggie.
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Don't spike the camera Cryptie.
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\[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ cat on keyboard playing the organ
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The Dracula from last week is back? Somehow?
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Oh that guy from One Piece is in this.
Kunie Tanaka
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And that guy from Godzilla vs Megalon.
Katsuhiko Sasaki
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And that guy from Sun Vulcan
And Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla
Shin Kishida
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Ma`am. You're bleeding. And hot. Are you okay?
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Evil of Dracula's got some good posters
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If you're hungry, your undead wife's corpse is hungry too. Feed her the blood of the living.
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One Piece guy! He just feels like a 70s gangster anytime he shows up.
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I'm not in here teaching class to you. You are in here learning from me.
Today we learn about the humble vampire bat. Or was this the devil... wait wrong slide.
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"The white man lost his god... lost his mind." White people so crazy they brought brought great horrors to Japan. Like Catholics and Draculas.
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Apparently roses can be too red.
painting the roses red~~ with blood!
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The Photography of Dracula
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Herbie the Love Bug vs Dracula
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Blood running down a nipple feels like an artistic metaphor in a vampire movie, but it's just an excuse for a little bit of nudity isn't it.
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Well the camera crew got to have fun with shots atleast. Lot more blood in this one. Not like super bloody. But a step up from very little.
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