Cactuar Joe...So did Mr. NIMBY sit there for hours and hours and hours writing this stuff? #Monsterdon
So when does he come back from the dead and murder Mr. NIMBY? :D :D :D #Monsterdon
"A year ago today. As far as undead retribution goes, we're basically in the clear."
JUMP CUT TO-- #Monsterdon
Poor bastard got peek-a-boo'd to death. #Monsterdon
Yeah good idea, get your fingers ALL OVER the crime scene. #Monsterdon
Meanwhile, in a different room of the same house all the other stories have taken place in... #Monsterdon
"Remember when we bought that cursed tot- I WAS JOKING!! #Monsterdon
Very thoughtful of the old Chinese gentleman to carve the cursed totem in English for these clods. #Monsterdon
"Your mother died. You get an inheritance. Good job." #Monsterdon
Oh no, there's a leatherman outside! She told him not to come until dark! #Monsterdon
The Grim Biker #Monsterdon
...Wait if HE'S dead already because of a wish SHE made, why is HE going to hell? #Monsterdon
Oooo that's a bad idea. #Monsterdon
DOUBLE BAD IDEA #Monsterdon
WHAT DID I JUST SAY #Monsterdon
Eeeeeverybody thinks they can outsmart the djinn. Good luck dipshit. #Monsterdon
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST DAMNED HIM TO ETERNAL TORMENT #Monsterdon
HOW ARE YOU STILL FINDING WAYS TO MAKE THIS WORSE???? #Monsterdon
Yeah that one didn't make logical sense. #Monsterdon
Oh lord, it's the English jolly-pip what what sergeant major 9_9 #Monsterdon
Ten bucks says he starts marching them around the plaza like a dipshit and kills half of them. #Monsterdon
Yeah, this is just Stories of Tory Leadership. #Monsterdon
"Do you know anything about blind people?"
"Pff, of course not. Ha, what an idea." #Monsterdon
♫ Tiiiime~ to kill a TOOOOORY~ ♫ #Monsterdon
Just kill the fuck already. #Monsterdon
Is that, uh, LONG bacon? :D #Monsterdon
So, takin' all bets. They gonna kill the Tory or just blind him? #Monsterdon
"You can't do this to me! Margaret Thatcher said I was a good man!" #Monsterdon
"Does he like pork?" #Monsterdon
Tory turning towards the camera like, "Wait... I think... I think I might be in... Trouble?" #Monsterdon
Heheheheh
I appreciate the creaky door and the slow turn :D #Monsterdon
Okay but his cell door opens INWARD he could just... No, you know what, a Tory having no self-preservation instincts is pretty accurate. #Monsterdon
OOOOH they're not just gonna feed him to the dog they're gonna Saw Trap him first :D #Monsterdon
See this is why you never cut arts and crafts, people find the wildest outlets for creativity otherwise. #Monsterdon
RUN TORY RUN #Monsterdon
"Each creature you control counts as a Food." #Monsterdon
"Where are we?"
...Tory still a little slow. #Monsterdon
OH NO HE FELL INTO A GREENSCREEN VOLCANO #Monsterdon
So this is what the Cryptkeeper looked in his younger days? #Monsterdon
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