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Ben Ramsey Dec 20

I’m not able to join #Monsterdon this Sunday, but I’ve made a donation to Trans Lifeline for #MonsterdonSavesChristmas.

We’re raising money for charity and recommending Trans Lifeline and Rainbow Railroad, but you can donate to any charity of your choosing. Full details are in @Taweret’s post. 👇 https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/115748084932143659

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HHHEEEYYYYY #MonsterdonAlert Sunday, Dec 21, 2025, 8PM CT (2AM Monday UTC) IT'S #MONSTERDON we will be watching: Tales From the Crypt (1972) BECAUSE it has an evil Santa in it and this week is #MonsterdonSavesChristmas !! Monsterdon is raising money for charity this week and you can win some cool stuff that monsterdonners have made! its a giveaway. (not a raffle) we're not collecting money or selling tickets or anything how it works: any time this week before monsterdon (or like now if you want 👀) make a donation to charity, screenshot it (scrub your personal info! we don't want it!) and DM the screenshot to: @[email protected] (NOT to ME. we want to keep the tally straight) we are recommending as charities the Trans Lifeline and the Rainbow Railroad but you can give to a different charity if you want donate any amount you like (also if you can't afford to donate you can still be entered. you will have the same odds of winning something regardless, one entry per person, void where prohibited, etc etc) deadline for donations: the end of the monsterdon movie on Sunday night!

the Timeloop Café

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

@Taweret I just got back home, so I can join!

Wheeee!!!

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

“ALL 👏 IN 👏 GOOD 👏 TIME!”

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

“Just a minute, darling! Mummy needs to take care of your father’s dead body, first.”

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

She’s so casual in how she handles her husband’s dead body. I have to imagine this isn’t her first murder.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

“Singing telegram! Ma’am, singing telegram! … Definitely not the escaped homicidal maniac!”

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

Only 15 minutes into the film, and I’ve got a BINGO!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

She’s reacting quite odd to a shoulder massage.

Add then?

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

The look on Susan’s face when he said, “I love you, Susan. You know that, don’t you?” is one of disgust.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

That was probably the worst crash sequence in the history of cinema, but it was also the most amazing.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

Has he become the deranged Santa, knocking on people’s doors?

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

They just forced us to watch that crash sequence again. Susan looks like she’s laughing.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

Why didn’t the Crypt-keeper introduce this movie? I thought he always introduced the stories?

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

Children! Be careful! That man is responsible for killing billions of souls at one time, when he destroyed Alderaan.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

I want Grymsdyke’s ghost to come back and haunt his neighbors fiercely.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

Did they take all the Valentines Day cards from Grimsdale’s house, so any investigators wouldn’t find them?

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

If this movie were made today, Matt Berry would be great in the role of Jason.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

This is the most interesting and exciting soundtrack for a horror film.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

Enid suddenly stopped crying when she heard that Ralph’s death made her very rich.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

That was the weirdest twist. He had already died just before the accident!

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

Enid makes poor life wishes.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

Why must the blind patients be the bad guys?

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

They were all so agreeable to walk right through the doorway to hell.

Ben Ramsey Dec 22

I enjoyed Tales from the Crypt! I was expecting something more like the later show (and movies) of the same name, but we got something more like Hammer films, which was a pleasant surprise.

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for #MonsterdonBingo, @JoeWynne for #MonsterdonDrink, and @ryan for #MonsterdonStream!

Happy Holidays and have a safe and enjoyable New Year!

Wayne Werner Dec 22

@ramsey teach their parents not to be such jerk heads