It took the locksmith about 30 seconds to open this door.

$120, or about $14,400 per hour.

@TheEddieShow was it that little hole right above the handle?

@Archergal

Yes. I just didn't have the right tool. I need an ice pick.

@TheEddieShow Back when wire coat hangers were a thing, we used to straighten out the curved end and use them to unlock the bathroom door when a sibling had been in there “too long”. It was the same sort of mechanism, push something in the hole to unlock.

@Archergal

Classic. The whole locked door I can't get open thing is traumatic for me, for reasons.