kersploosh

It burns!

https://sh.itjust.works/post/51951495

Dec 20 at 10:39pmWeb
Show threadkersplooshDec 20
My parents used cinnamon toothpaste. Vile stuff.
Show threadshalafiDec 20
What are they, Fremen?!
Show threadSeductiveTortoiseDec 21
My aunt had something like that I think. But for some reason it was salty as well? That was so bad.
Show threadDa Cap’nDec 21
I loved cinnamon toothpaste as a teenager, and so did my wife. So, we decided to buy a tube. Needless to say, I remember it tasting much better.
Show threadfunkless_eckDec 21
oh the real stuff is Euthymol. It’s antisceptic flavor.
Show threadbaggachipzDec 21
Close-up? My dad used that stuff, yuck
Show threadRaoulDukeDec 20
Trying my dads original flavor Listerine.
Show threadfemtekDec 20
The brown one?!?
Show threadRaoulDukeDec 20
That would be it.
Show threadHowAbt2dayDec 21
Oh no. That shit could take the copper oxides off the Statue of Liberty and make that bitch shine like she was new.
Show threadtempestDec 21
There was a brown one? I remember the gold/yellow colored one but have not seen it in years.
Show threadfemtekDec 21
Ahh, they call it brown, but might be the same. www.rd.com/article/brown-listerine/
Show threadCatoblepasDec 20
Toothpaste never bothered me. But icy hot… dear lord did I have regrets
Show threadJaxDec 20
You brushed your teeth with Icy Hot?;
Show threadCatoblepasDec 20
I would have had many more regrets if I’d done that! This was just on my back, thankfully
Show threadXDec 21
Others have put icy hot on their scrotum, much to their near-death regret.
Show threadXDec 21
No.
Show threadbklynDec 20
OK, Anakin… you act like it’s sand or something…
Show threadJoShmoeDec 20
8 year old me after blindly swallowing my parents alcohol stash.
Show threadA_norny_mousseDec 21
14 year old me after consciously (at least initially) swallowing my parents alcohol stash.
Show threadfleemDec 21
this looks like a rough part of town
Show threadFinjaminPoachDec 21
When i was a kid stores sold a toothpaste for all the different age ranges, and they’d add a colour each time you got a bit older like you were graduating to another aspect of tooth protecion. As such, I never actually experienced such a brutal wake-up call as this image suggests, because strange machinations were put in place to ween me off kiddy toothpaste… and now I’m wondering if this was a marketing scheme or if my parents actually did hunt down training wheels toothpaste to ease me into things.
Show threadDerpenheimDec 21
Wish mine did that lmao. I got the crest whitener the night after my bubblegum flavored one
Show threadtempestDec 21

For us it’s the reverse experience as you grow older the fewer stripes and colors in your toothpaste.

I’m down to just white in the morning and just blue at night.

Show threadAnAverageSnootDec 21
Why do you use two different toothpastes? Night is whitening?
Show threadtempestDec 21
I use sensodyne repair and protect in the morning (for sensitivity) and then at night I use Colgate Prevident for the fluoride which you only need once a day.
Show threadtempestDec 21
I recently tried my 3 year old niece’s tooth paste and it was sickly sweet. I guess I can’t go back.
Show threadbbbbbbbbbbbDec 21
This is the ONLY thing i found that brings just a little bit of joy to my mouthcare brushing
Feeling Peachy Toothpaste 2-Pack

Includes two toothpastes that contain ingredients commonly used by dentists to help prevent cavities.

Show threadGingerGoodnessDec 22
I spent 18 years brushing with flavoured toothpaste until I realised “wait, I fucking hate this.” Switched to unflavoured and brushing is far more pleasant now.
Show threadJentuDec 22
That arm and hammer toothpaste was such a surprise
Show threadTollana1234567Dec 22
i assume the burning from the toothpaste, its from the excessive mint oil they put in toothpaste, its enough to cause chemical burns, or allergic reaction, often to mask the terrible cheap ingredients they use.