D-Bag: (Revs overly loud Honda)
Hot lady: I dare say I wish to mate with this fellow.
SITUATION WHICH HAS NEVER HAPPENED.

It does work after a fashion, but the problem is that it only attracts specific types of dudes. If that’s what you’re into, though, you may be on to something.

Unfortunately this turns into a logical fallacy when they drive away. Imagine the poor guys/ladies running like mad after their ideal mate only for them to disappear into the night.

Cars do have neutral.