I ain't getting any younger.

Find someone who will install a Japanese bath in your house.

This turns the whole room into a waterproof shower stall in which a tub is optionally placed. So you can just walk into that room and stand wherever you please.

These suck in winter. Drafty.

Put the exhaust fan on separate switch and don’t use it while you’re in there. That’s what I’ve been doing, most Japanese baths are wired that way.

Older Japanese construction can have a small window to the outside to help with ventilation. The only reason it would be drafty is if that window is open/won’t seal properly or if the fan is pulling the heat out too quickly.

My favorite thing about downvoting people who deserve a public hanging is that they have no idea.