Of COURSE this wouldn't have been a proper #Windows upgrade without the install progress getting stuck on 97% for a prolonged period of time

#JustWindowsThings

Oh heck yeah. Now it's asking for a reboot. Into the hands of fate. #yolo

It works. Finally at #Windows11 25H2!

The first thing I did (after seeing that yes, my 2020 laptop is too old and shitty, according to Microsoft, to run Recall) was to check out what the turtle emoji looks like in this version. 🐢
...the exact same as it did in 23H2, as it turns out. 😑