On the first day of Jortsmas, this instance gave to me:
12 Defederations
11 Emoji Reacts
10 Hours of downtime
9 Unspecified errors
8 Missing Alt Texts
7 thousand pissposts
6 Confused normies
5 CLOCKS FULL OF BEANS!
4 Serious toots
3 Weird videos
2 Running jokes
and
1 Mayo that's really slutty