Attention attention episode 2 of #TheOmegaFactor is on #TalkingPicturesTV at 9.05 UK time which means I might start squawking about it here exactly one hour later, especially as I have finally got my main laptop back from Boulanger

I don't know how I'd have got through the week otherwise. No thanks to the THREE 1998
#TopOfThePops episodes we are expected to sit through tonight, what are the schedulers thinking? One quaff of that emetic vintage is more than enough
OMG I can't believe I SLEPT for five hours tonight after dinner! Missing all the Top of the Popses was a time management masterstroke but then I also MISSED THE OMEGA FACTOR

No doubt this is due to goverment experiments being conducted on my brain to alter its sleeping patterns to make me more receptive to occult phenomena. They probably spiked my Coke, came to fetch me in a white van, took me to a Ganzfeld chamber in a remote stately home, then brought me back here again. So in fact it's got nothing to do with me being a lazy bitch who ate too much pizza and festive Jacquot cream balls and fell into a food coma underneath a sizeable purring cat.

Over the next few days I'll let you all know if I can talk to dead people or make clocks run backward with my mind.
In the meantime please enjoy this most Omega Factor of bangerz from nearly-80s Hawkwind offshoot the #Hawklords, "Psi Power"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-2BQlxf_Nk
PSI Power

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