Coming up on tonight's Top of the Pops:
* Steps: one, two, three.
* Come on, Bruce, shoot that damn rock.
* Big acts, completely forgotten hits.

And then it's 1988: two from the Pet Shop Boys, S-Express and Fairground Attraction, and it gets very granny friendly near the end.

#Whamageddon safe: absolutely no danger of hearing "Last Christmas" in the shows.

All of that from 7pm on BBC4 and #TOTP.