You know, all the comics lied to me. For all the workouts I've done, all the weight lifting, no one has ever come along to fondle my funbits while I've been doing reps or grabbed my butt while I was stretching,

It's all been a lie.

@xoagray sounds like you need better company 
@athousandcateaus I'm gonna say there's some truth to this, on two separate occasions I've had two women cat call saying "oooh yeah take it off" when taking off layers, but this was all in the NYC subway system.