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https://lemmy.world/post/40023018

Dec 10 at 10:58pmWeb
Show threadALQDec 10
I am extremely disappointed that I can’t unread this.
Show threada_non_monotonic_functionDec 11
I’m extremely disappointed that most people these days aren’t romantics like the response.
Show threadhenfredemarsDec 10
Literal shitpost. Definitely meets the requirement.
Show threadamatoDec 10
Way to put the shit in shitpost
Show threadman_wtfhappenedtoyouDec 10
This is what happens when you post about corn all day.
Show threadslothropDec 10
Sewage treatment facilities have mandatory overtime the day after Thanksgiving.
Show threadWhyIHateTheInternetDec 11
This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.
Show threadanomnomDec 11

Plumbers pretty much do, not sure about treatment plants though.

Lots of shit goes down the drains that shouldn’t.

Show threadMDCCCLVDec 11
There’s nothing funnier than the fallout post with a toilet with "mine corn"on it.
Show thread[object Object]Dec 10
I did not consent to learning this
Show threadWhyIHateTheInternetDec 11
You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.
Show threadslothropDec 10
Should be a pinned mascot shitpost.
Show threadmuxikaDec 11
It’s called “Muddy Moses.”
Show threadthenextguyDec 11
Parting the brown sea?
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Dec 11
Spur of the moment anal sex is shitty. It takes preperation. Sometimes Preperation H.
Show threadcandyman337Dec 11
Jesus fucking Christ lmao
Show threadieatpwnsDec 11
Bring the corn back
Show threadWhyIHateTheInternetDec 11
You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.
Show threadramble81Dec 11
I mean it doesn’t have to be a dick that triggers the canon. You could use corn too if you want. Bonus points if they ate corn too.
Show threadColdWaterDec 11
Learning English was a mistake
Show threadLemmyKnowsBestDec 11
I wonder if all the other languages provide nothing but wholesome clean internet experiences?
Show threadRootyDec 11
Ahhh, Urban Dictionary, home of implausible or downright impossible sex acts posted by 12 year olds
Show threadagamemnonymousDec 11
And that’s why you always put down a towel when you use the rear entrance.
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Show threadMissJinxDec 11
I don’t need to know all the facts in the world. This one was not a necessary one
Show threadhanrahanDec 11
Who said true love was dead!
Show threadAlmaccaDec 11
What did Zimbabwe do to deserve this?