Sammy Arson, flirting with the hard left :3Dec 1

train guard asked for tickets, I showed my ITSO card expecting needing to wait for them to scan it and validate that I'd tapped in, they just go "yeah that's fine"

twice now that's happened (only ever needed to scan to prove once ever) 

Show threadSammy Arson, flirting with the hard left :3Dec 1
one day I'll be brave enough to play the "show any vaguely rectangular thing to a guard and see if they assume it's a ticket" game
Show thread⬡-49016 Dec 1
@theresnotime "is this a valid ticket" alignment chart
Show thread⬡-49016 Dec 1
@theresnotime (cc @q that one would probably enjoy filling that table too )
Show thread210561 ✨ [Q]Dec 1

@49016 @theresnotime so we already have the "is this a QR code" courtosey of the Bundesministerium der Finanzen

surely we can do a train ticket one too

  • a toilet is a train ticket
  • threatening the conductor is a train ticket
  • getting off the train when you see the conductor is a train ticket
ryepenchiDec 10
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@q @49016 @theresnotime graphic design is my passion
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Show threadjade "no longer problematic™" arson.Dec 1
@taavi @q @49016 @theresnotime may I submit this photo for "Breaking the only available ticket machine is a ticket" despite this having been already broken when I boarded the bus? ​
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@awoo @q @49016 @theresnotime that counts i think
Show thread[Yaseenist] CauseOfBSODDec 8
@taavi @q @49016 @theresnotime train surfing is a ticket as long as nobody spots you