A-nom-nom-nom-aly BSC SSCWaiter: Can I take your order?
Date: I'll have the chicken salad, no nuts please, allergies.
Waiter: Of course, I'll let the kitchen know.
Me: The ingredients don't mention nuts in the salad.
Date: Oh, I always say that... makes sure they know about my allergies.
Waiter: And for you sir?
Me: I'll have the sirloin steak please... No bees.
CatsWhoCode (Fuckaas Version)
Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)