opossumoTIL: There are roughly 2.5 million ants per person
Where can I claim mine?
Just stick your bare hand in this bag and grab whatever you need. Did I mention that your share are all bullet ants?
Don’t listen to this guy. Stick your hand in MY bag. There’s no bullet ants in here. Just reach in, and grab the handle inside, and shake it to release the ants.
Yeah girl, shake it real hard! Just like that! Yeeeeaaaahhhhh…
username checks out, wait does this work here?
potoooooooo ✅️Nope. Sorry. Nobody has any idea what you’re talking about. Like is the username buying something at a store or…!?