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It didn't rise...

https://lemmy.world/post/39903419

Dec 8 at 6:48pmWeb
Show threadPrimarilyPrimateDec 8
The loaf is upside down, that’s what’s wrong!
Show threadrealitistaDec 8
Put a penis in it.
Show threadcliffracer_cloakaDec 8
“A”? Rookie crumbers.
Show threadmastertiguriusDec 8
Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
Show threadJo MiranDec 8
No slit? Bread penis it is.
Show threadWorldieBoiDec 8
looks like an eloafant to me
Show threadpurple_mimosaDec 8
That’s actually pretty solid for a first try! My first few all came out liquid.
Show threadDaveyRocketDec 8
Try showing it a dirty magazine.
Show threadcliffracer_cloakaDec 8
Sex pain
Show threadTigerAceDec 8
That’s what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
Show threadWanderWisleyDec 8
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
Show threadChrisMcMillanDec 8
You have to use female flour
Show threadFilthyShroomsDec 8
Try Viagra
Show threadFluffy_RuffsDec 8
They must have used dill dough
Show threadVeedemDec 8
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
Show threadViking_HippieDec 8
That’s what happens when bakers Break Stuff
Show threadfartographerDec 9
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
Show threadSc00terDec 9
And stick it up you… yeah
Show threadVeedemDec 9
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did.
Show threaddumbassDec 8
You let it ride too long.
Show threadEvil_ShrubberyDec 8
Why is it growing a baguette??
Show threadZorsithDec 8
Its just happy to see you
Show threadEvil_ShrubberyDec 8
Soon to be inbread then.
Show threadchocratesDec 8
Honestly it looks like you did really well
Show threadGreenKnight23Dec 8
you didn’t fluff it enough.
Show threadtetris11Dec 9
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
Show threaddarthinvidiousDec 9
Show threadPeriodicallyPedanticDec 9
Why is that bread a clam?
Show threadAllNewTypeFaceDec 9
Bernd Das Blobfish
Show threadLemmyKnowsBestDec 9
If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.
Show threadwabafeeDec 9
Looks flaccid
Show threadaltphotoDec 9
Try watching corn before action.
Show threadBlameTheAntifaDec 9
Next time, put it somewhere warm and moist and let it rise before you turn up the heat.
Show threadmassacreDec 9
I’m no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
Show threadCryptoKittenDec 9
You forgot to put googly eyes on it!
Show thread5714Dec 9