There's a door at this coffee shop that has a large label on it that says "RISER ROOM." (It has something to do with the fire suppression system.)

I'm slightly tempted to get a big vinyl sticker of Paul Reiser and stick it on the door. 🤣

@rl_dane “In case of rapture, use this room”

@ossobuffo

I'm guessing the Orthodox are not big fans of #Dispensationalism? 🤣

@rl_dane Yeah. “Innovation” is a dirty word. Dispensationalism in its earliest form started appearing in the 18th century, and was fully articulated by John Nelson Darby in the 1830s.

@ossobuffo

"There's no new theology, only old heresy."
I don't know if I'm 100.0% on board with that, but I think it's pretty close to the mark. XD

The circular logic of pre-trib rapturists is... truly dizzying. ;)