Track_Shovel

Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job

https://slrpnk.net/post/31201394

Dec 8 at 2:43pmWeb
Show threadapfelwoiSchoppenDec 8
Jennifer Aniston is an asshole boss.
Show threadtheprogressivist Dec 8
A Horrible Boss you would say.
Show threadfoodandartDec 8
I would be so bold as to say she’s a cunt, even…
Show threadhayvanDec 8
So, act like a million 💸 company and cover your employees’ babysitting and taxi expenses. Also hire enough people.
Show thread13igTymeDec 8
A million dollar company could just be a warehouse and 10 employees. I don’t know why they are acting like it’s a lot.
Show threadjayboneDec 8
Where I live, a million dollars doesn’t buy you a house. So I don’t know what this bitch is talking about.
Show threadsocsaDec 8
We currently own two modest houses until the spring when we will sell one, but right now that makes me a million dollar company.
Show threadStinkyFingerItchyBumDec 8
Trailer trash thinks it’s a lot.
Show threadSteveDec 8
Assuming they mean revenue, i did more than that working out of an RV one year.
Show threadStrongHorseWeakNeighDec 8
Walter?
Show threadT. HexDec 8
A “million dollar company” could be pulled directly out of their ass. Jenny’s illiteracy doesn’t inspire confidence in her accounting skills.
Show threadEufalconimorphDec 9
I’ve seen monthly AWS bills bigger than that, every time I look at the damn dashboard.
Show threadunalivejoyDec 8
They can’t afford to check their grammar. You think they can afford to give their employees benefits?
Show threadDeaconDec 8
Spring for the spell check function for management.
Show threadsamus12345Dec 8
Wouldn’t do much good in this case - “your” and “lets” are actual words.
Show threadlost_faithDec 8
and you need to know grammar to use a grammar checker. My paper in uni I decided to just hit corels gramatik and accept all changes (did it a few times just for funsies) that paper went from above acceptable to an atrocious mess in no time
Show threadMongosteinDec 8
Word processors also have grammar checkers. Hell, my phone gave me a blue line while I typed this comment.
Show threadBananaDec 8
Also have some professionalism and make sure your management knows how to spell
Show threadPhil_in_hereDec 8

Yes, except “hire enough people”. You can’t staff enough to cover 4 out of 8 employees off from a combination of sick, bereavement, and vacation.

It happens. All you can do is prioritize tasks, make it work the best you can with the resources you have, and manage expectations.

If the work can’t be rescheduled, and isn’t worth paying someone OT to cover, well, then, it’s not worth doing.

Show threadjj4211Dec 8
Maybe she sincerely means ‘million dollar company’, a company too dirt poor to pay to have adequate coverage…
Show threadCompactFlaxDec 8
If you’ve got enough employees that notices are tacked to a wall, and you’re not doing a million in sales, you don’t have much of a company!
Show threadTrainguyromDec 8
Could be 10 people making 50k a year in a shed with a couple of managers making more. Whether that’s a just a warehouse or actually making widgets or some such that’s easily a profitable business with a million or so in revenue. Or just a small shop with a handful of minimum wage employees. Maybe an office cleaning service? Some business models can be perfectly stable with a million or so per year in revenue
Show threadshemsDec 8
Nothing says “million-dollar company” more than a printed-out email pinned to a corkboard.
Show threadEager EagleDec 8
a million for a company is not that much though
Show threadshemsDec 8
Absolutely not, but the wording suggests that she wanted to use it to portray the company as particularly valuable.
Show threadEager EagleDec 8
yeah, can’t take it seriously when they can’t even differentiate your and you’re
Show threadngdevDec 8
thats like 2 devs, QA and a PM and bills for a year
Show threadEager EagleDec 8
it sounds like it could be a blue collar job though, as remote is not even entertained
Show threadFluffy_RuffsDec 8
Chock full of grammatical errors.
Show threadRhaedasDec 8
I've learned that's either a sign or a requirement of middle management. I like to go through and correct the errors on posted messages.
Show threadPorcoDec 8
Organize, unionize!
Show threadlesingeDec 8
Your sick --> You’re. Let’s act like a million dollar company, mmmk?
Show thread2fmDec 8
Lets, let’s, we an million doller compny. Us acts like 1.
Show threadRiskableDec 8
No, “your sick” makes perfect sense because it will become their sick when that employee brings it into work. Everyone can have the sick that way 👍
Show threadjayboneDec 8
“Then they’ll be our aides!”
Show threadgrimpyDec 8
“Don’t forget lets & let’s” -Grammar Cop
Show threadTheoriginalthonDec 8
Show threadbrbpostingDec 8
clears throat Don’t you think we should ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn’t exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!
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Show threadWiddershinsDec 8
Jennifer B Johnston
Show threadStefan_S_from_HDec 8
By the way, many European countries need qualified workers. 😉
Show threadSciaphobiaDec 8
How many want Americans though?
Show threadFosterMolassesDec 9
Depends on how much money they have.
Show threadBakkodaDec 8

Dear Jenny,

Eat a heavily used bag of dicks.

Show threadmarighostDec 8

Your sick

At least Jenny didn’t use ChatGPT to write this one.

Show threadUnderpantsWeevilDec 8

you’re sick, buy some medicine

Absolutely how that works

Show threadjayboneDec 8
Why did we even have a pandemic? Can’t you assholes just buy some medicine?
Show threadUnderpantsWeevilDec 8
Unironically what conservatives actually believed
Show threadCruxifuxDec 8
A million is not that big for a company that has employees though.
Show threadDiddlydeeDec 8
What does million dollar company even mean? Is that annual turnover? Financial value of the business? Either way it’s a pretty small business.
Show threadCruxifuxDec 9
It means “a number I just made up as the boss so I can belittle my employees”
Show threadfoodandartDec 8
That’s when you show up… fine… and do fuck all but hang around and listen to music and drink coffee all day.
Show threadrustyfishDec 8
More of a “watching multi-hour video essays on YouTube” kind of guy. To me music is a celebratory thing and celebration is impossible at work. Because I’m at work.
Show threadgigastasioDec 8
I am not a million dollar company I am a wage slave that gets treated like a disposable sack of shit by said Million Dollar Company. And I won’t be sacrificing my or my family’s health for their benefit.
Show threadlightnsfwDec 8
Don’t forget your coworkers you’d be exposing to your illness as well.
Show threadgigastasioDec 8
Well I might cough on Jenny. She seems to need a reality check.
Show threadshishka_b0bDec 8
Hell yeah. Jenny can lick my twat.
Show threadlightnsfwDec 8
Well yeah, obviously Jenny deserves it.
Show threadMutantTailThingDec 8
We had a guy call in one day saying he couldn’t make it as he was having car problems. Boss says he didn’t even know he had a car. Guy replies: I don’t. That’s the problem.
Show threadOversparkDec 8
That’s because this isn’t managing people, it’s bullying people, and proper spelling isn’t really required for bullying.
Show threadrizzothesmallDec 8

Sounds like Jenny wants to do a shitload of emergency recruitment.

All your staff walk out? Try not being a cunt, Jenny!