did you know a horses penis can be 12-24inches? Some can be over 30. This would probably rupture a humans organs.

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they have a muscle that retracts the penis into the body so it’s honestly surprising to see just how big it really is
also when googling I found this image which is kinda funny to me because whoever saw it happening really spent the time drawing it manually and putting it into a book.

When they say how much a heart weighs, does that include the weight of all the blood inside it? That doesn’t seem appropriate because the blood isn’t part of the heart, it’s actively being pumped through it.

If the blood is not included, then holy crap how is it 5 kg?

I think the blood in the muscle itself is probably included but likely not the blood in the chambers.
What, your lab doesn’t make jerky out of organs before weighing them?
Only if it’s for eating later.

This would probably rupture a humans organs.

there was a boeing engineer who died in this exact manner lol

Preemptive edit: Connect keeps deleting the text of my post before I can post it and it’s really annoying. As a result this might not be as articulate as I tried to make my first attempt at a response.

Where I grew up, there was a horse pasture at the the of the road. (And another at the other end, but that one was at the top of a big hill so I never really saw the horses there. I only know it was a pasture because apparently my sister had a horse there, then lost it when she started getting younger brothers.)

Once my mom was driving my brother and me somewhere, doesn’t really matter where, and while she waited at the intersection adjacent to the pasture we could see, my brother and I observed a horse in an odd pose. While waiting to be able to cross traffic, she realized we were trying to figure out the horse’s unusual stance and said “and that, gentlemen, is how horses pee.”

Thank you for reminding me of my mother, if in an unconventional manner.

That’s why it’s dangerous to have sex with animals. The size alone can be trained for, but you’re dealing with an animal that does not understand consent. Allegedly most horse sex videos featured the animals being drugged to avoid such incidents.

Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals. There’s some evidence that they suffer from it, even if the animals can’t speak of the harm they suffer.

Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals

Ok, you’ve convinced me.

Might I recommend the flared Chance model from Bad Dragon?

also you know how a cats tongue is like sandpaper? Well I heard a story once about a man taking advantage of a cow and apparently their tongues are the same sandpaper consistency…

I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination

Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals.

If you’ve ever actually been around horses, you would know that in the case of horses at least, you are in far more danger than them. I’ve nearly been crushed by mares in estrus or tackled by young stallions. They are horny monsters and can kill you accidentally with ease.

Also, if you’ve been around real horses you should quickly lose whatever kinks or desires you think you have. They’re horrifying animals.

Sexual abuse =/= injuries from sex. Animals can get PTSD-like symptoms from being forced to have sex with humans, it’s just they can’t speak.
I’m saying unless you’re so committed that you are in fact drugging them, and that’s just… that’s some serious level of commitment that no warnings on Lemmy are going to effect, they’re not the ones at risk of PTSD or at risk of being forced to do anything.
Of all the NSWF things I’m not clicking, I’m not clicking this one the most
If you haven’t seen so many horse dicks that you’re completely desensitized to them, have you really been on the internet?
If I know the video, it is mildly disturbing mostly due to the sudden death. The stallion stiffens and collapses after the mare brains him and the person filming happened to capture a lot of detail of the dying CNS including the stallion’s face.

oh lawd she commin!

This would probably rupture a humans organs

Anyone around for early '00s internet knew that already…