Make me feel like a man

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That’s an AI image
They do make jackets like this.
Quilted like that? Where the arms have beer that’s at the same level as the chest? Without sagging like a mofo because of the beer’s weight? With a regular straw that doesn’t reach? Without any residue in the vinyl above?
The chili stuit for reference is golden