The day has been ruined
Just do the dishes naked … maybe keep your socks on
Same life hack as cooking bacon and don’t want grease stains on your shirt.

Small grease splatter burns heal, usually.

Grease stains can come out, if you remember to treat it, and then check before drying it to make sure it doesn’t need more spot treatment. So you’re gonna forget and have grease stains on your shirt.