Robert PrehnDec 4
Matt Keeter
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Show threadMatt KeeterDec 4
(source: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/03/drunk-raccoon-virginia-liquor-store)
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store

Store employee found masked bandit sleeping off a bender after invading booze store and tippling a tad too much

The Guardian
Show threadÁngela Stella MatutinaDec 4

@mjk

Huh, can't blame the little guy.

Show threadMatt KeeterDec 4
@angelastella it's been a rough year for everyone
Show threadAlex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UKDec 4
@mjk @angelastella that was surprisingly civilised behaviour on the part of the raccoon, he at least made it to the loo..
Show threadÁngela Stella MatutinaDec 4

@vfrmedia @mjk

Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been ashamed of my species many times. Evidently raccoons have a thing or two to teach us, even at their worst.

Show threadOwlor Dec 4
@mjk I do love that image, it's like a dramatic reenactment of what you'll find in the public restroom nearest to any given furry convention.
Show threadnot a martian, honestDec 4
@mjk you know, I was thiking after reading this story: anyone painted dicks on his face when he was asleep?
Show threadsmolwaffleDec 4
@mjk
This is the world that liberals want
@spacehobo
Show threadBen RosengartDec 4
@mjk @jwz larcenous, drunken wildlife is what they're afraid of? Ha!