Ah yes, it's december, the time of year when all big tech companies try to make their surveillance seem cute by showing stats of all the stuff they know about you.

@ainmosni

Good King Alphabet looked down
On the feast of data

#SurveillanceCarols

@OptOut @ainmosni
Argh! That "original carol" is actually about spring actually originally. Tempus adest floridum.

(I like your version!)