Even my horny #DemonTime posts are modulated by concerns about what other people will think.

So in the spirit of overwrought, horny, navel gazing to explain why my horny is actually evolved and refined and eclectic...

There's something alienating about liking fat women. It's a lil weird to have your boys suggest that so and so is bad AF or so and so is a certified baddie and have to pick between "I see the appeal" or lying that i agree or more bluntly "she's too thin for my tastes."

I get it though. I'm a happily married straight cisgender man talking about women's bodies and my attraction to such. But iunno, There's something distinctly appealing about softness and curves and hips and a fat ass and squishy thighs. Something apealing about a donk. A wagon. Cake. A big ol ass. A visible crease where ass hangs over thigh. Similarly, soft stomachs with chubb. But I'm most interested in massive boobs. Gigantic heavy breasts. Pendulous bosoms. The kind that challenge bras and stretch shirts and wobble and bounce at the merest provocation and act as pillows whenver she leans over a desk or table. The kinds of curves found on thick, soft frames, not rail thin bodies. No visible ribs or thigh gaps.

This is all to say I'm fully aware that this is likely more than you wanted to know about ya boy. But i also overcomplicate everything, so even "I'm horny" is convoluted and couched in mea culpas and swaddled in justifications why MY horny is different and carefully considered.

#NSFW