Catgirl Lunya :no_ai::v_t::v_lesbian::v_pan:Dec 2
Your gender is Mastodon, more specifically, The original server operated by the Mastodon gGmbH non-profit
Show threadjb, wf.jbc.lol edition Dec 2
what if your name is mastodon and your age is specifically 4.6.0-nightly.2025-12-02 and you are on activitypub
Show threadCatgirl Lunya :no_ai::v_t::v_lesbian::v_pan:Dec 2
@[email protected] What about that being my secret third gender

RE: https://sk.lunya.pet/notes/afruiyjmxurj02gq
Show threadjb, wf.jbc.lol edition Dec 2

hmm what about your gender is 4.6.0-alpha.1+glitch


Show threadjb, wf.jbc.lol edition Dec 2

or your age is 1172


Show threadCatgirl Lunya :no_ai::v_t::v_lesbian::v_pan:Dec 2
@[email protected] oh no, more ideas to add into my patch and abuse them in different ways
Show threadjb, wf.jbc.lol edition

my implementation is that i get full nodeinfo and /api/v1/instance on my fingertips and I can just get the values of them lol


Dec 2 at 8:03amWeb
Show threadjb, wf.jbc.lol edition Dec 2

i plan to change handlebars to something like EJS so i get full javascript templating and do fedicrimes with js


Show threadCatgirl Lunya :no_ai::v_t::v_lesbian::v_pan:Dec 2
@[email protected] oh no ​​
Show threadGabbo the wafrn dev guyDec 2
Careful you may end up creating a turing complete programming language by accident
Show threadCatgirl Lunya :no_ai::v_t::v_lesbian::v_pan:Dec 2
@[email protected] my implementation just replaces some templates, e.g. $INSTANCE$host $ with the values, not all of them though