My spicy take of the day:

Bring.
Back.
Administrative Assistants.

For fucks sake, have people in the office who are literally professionals in drafting and editing memos, scheduling meetings, figuring out travel, coordination with other folks, hell, making a good cup of coffee. It's IMPORTANT WORK!

@JessTheUnstill The huge positive response shows how many of us can spot the obvious benefits. In the 90s I managed the admin of a very successful part of British Rail where we employed a serious quality of highly paid Project Managers. We found it paid to pamper them with huge support. We tended to go for kitchen porters (then generally male) and secretarial (then generally female). They were tasked with providing any help that kept the PMs working. Coffee, babysitting, shopping, whatever.