My spicy take of the day:

Bring.
Back.
Administrative Assistants.

For fucks sake, have people in the office who are literally professionals in drafting and editing memos, scheduling meetings, figuring out travel, coordination with other folks, hell, making a good cup of coffee. It's IMPORTANT WORK!

@JessTheUnstill family doctors in the public system in my country (Spain) used to have an assistant so they didn't have to deal with paperwork. They were removed in the early nineties. People think it's classist to ask for an assistant... but we're paying for doctor's education and doctor's salaries so that they spend a third of their time filling in forms.