My wife's other partner entertaining: amazing spread of multiple delicious dishes meeting everyone's dietary restrictions

Me entertaining: "If people don't like that this lasagna sat out for 24 hours they don't have to fucking eat it."

It turns out I don't like cooking or other people enough to cook eggplant lol if anyone doesn't like my shitty gluten free lasagna made with spaghetti sauce there is a liquor store right down the street