I don’t know how to tell you that Calm is on sale right now because whatever I do or say on Threads doesn’t reach anyone unless I’m making clam jokes, so now I’m doing this to see if I can get the message across. I am just hoping you drop your version of a clam emoji if you see this message.
@calm Comes through loud and clear on Mastodon, come over here the water's lovely.
🐚 So, what do I do if I already have an account?
Wait, on sale? How/where? Just sent you a DM, dear Clam 🙂