My spicy take of the day:

Bring.
Back.
Administrative Assistants.

For fucks sake, have people in the office who are literally professionals in drafting and editing memos, scheduling meetings, figuring out travel, coordination with other folks, hell, making a good cup of coffee. It's IMPORTANT WORK!

@JessTheUnstill I have somehow turned from a developer into office emotional support coworker who reports all the fucked up things in the shiny new building (leaking faucets! bug infestations!) and let everyone know where I saw a stapler/papercutter and how to set up the printer that doesn't suck.

I just also happen to do it in the digital space (fucking Atlassian...)